Life is all about choices, folks!!!!! (Keep smiling, share a JOKE!!!!!)
Dear Forumers,
when you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice!!!
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood! It's your choice how you live your life.
so Buddies and Babes, how about sharing a good, blast JOKE you ever heard and spread smile here in QL!!
come along, all doubting Thomas and all dandies!!
all eggheads and all lazybones
all playboys and all fusspots
all workaholic and all worrywarts
here is a spot to post a best JOKE you know ever.
we are the only ones who can make our life happy our misery ... even the things that we don't have control over it ... it can be a result of a bad choice that we made in the past and forget about it ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider.
He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running, reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing, talkin 'bout the good ol' days when maw spots the biggest bird she has ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up, "Git my gun, Maw."
Maw runs into the house, brings out his pump action shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
Gentleman calls home and maidservant picks it up;
GM: Hello
MS: Hello
GM: where is my wife
MS: madam is upstairs in her bedroom with her boyfriend, sir
GM: (furiously) ok, you go to my bedroom, there is a pistol, take it and go upstairs and shoot both of them
MS: ok sir
after 5 Minutes;
MS: i shot them sir, now what to do with bodies?
GM: just put it in garage
MS: but we don't have garage, Sir
GM: Is it 5556359?
Hips Don't Lie!! huh!!
...."So this guy walks into a bar carrying a moving box, and he says to the bartender "If I show you the coolest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?" And the bartender says, "Well, sure, but I've seen some pretty cool things in my life, so as long as it tops that, you get a free beer." So the guy puts his box ontop of the bar and opens it, and inside there's a little man playing a piano. Now the bartender says, "Woah, that's so amazing, where did you get that guy? Here's your beer" And the guy says "Well, I ran into this lamp here," and he pulls out the lamp, "and I rubbed it, and the genie gave me this" Now the bartender is so amazed and he says "Dude, can I try it?" And the guy lets him, and the bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out and gives him the three wishes schpiel and the bartender says "Okay, I wish for a million bucks" And right away, a million ducks appear in the bar, and through the ducks, the bartender says "You didnt tell me this genie was hard of hearing!" and the guy takes a sip of his beer and says "Yeah, I didn't wish for a ten inch pianist either."
hahaha dweller...happens to me also...lol..went out immediately before her.. :D
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
I already edited these Q%A's. Sorry if it is kinda green.
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You shake it, buddy, you don't talk to it.
Now what movie is that from...
lol and lol again!!!
it sounds like really happened, isn’t it?
Why you keep answering him? when he obviously talking to his friend on the phone? he! he! he!
Just keep dancing, it will do you good!
I have a friend who is a pilot on an A330-300.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me.
I was on the Newel Highway, heading towards Queensland recently when I decided to stop at a rest stop to use the men's room.
The first stall was occupied so I went in the second. I am barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in men's rooms at a rest stop. I don't know what got into me, and I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Not bad!"
The other guy said: "So what's up with you?"
What a question? At that point, I was thinking this was too bizarre so I said: "I'm like you, just travelling east!"
Then I heard the guy say nervously... "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
Kiarajane's car is exactly the same as the red one, not the white one!!! LOOOOOOOOOL
To accompany kiara's penguin!!!!
kiss! good morning kiara.. you're the one driving the white car right?
cheers!
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That's a good one! ha! ha! ha!
Just keep dancing, it will do you good!
got the girls on cam this morning.
who got snitched?
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just kidding.. i hope you two will be able to settle out this issue soon. we're a family here (starting to be..)
cheers.
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