employee at work

Heheheheh ,, He is a cool Boss

Don't add him, so you can open facebook at work :D

mine is different, my boss is always online in facebook & always playing temple run & fruit ninja,

wenny Colm ,, women are so Evil :/

put bubble gum on chair is a very good idea, nyahahaha

a man or woman.. If it is a woman, then he is surely sleeping with her and if it is a man then he is definiltey sleeping with him..

boxbe u got the anser for TF???

Ah...you are working in a kindergarten!

who me or the OP ?

Thanks Uncle Thelo ,, nice of you :)

thelonius, you may join too ? :)

Lols Suleman....

UHHH, THE HOTTEST forum ever seen

MODS one last thing

Ban the OP, he is the reason for everything happened here :)

Mods...Please oops this thread :(

Lols at Rizks! :)

Mods plz ban Sulieman and Dementer for telling you to ban me....:)

Mods plz plz plz ban Rizks for making an air pollution due to his "5-6 dozens of stinky socks". And his silent fart. It's very bad for the environment.

LOL

the employee is creating nonsense for the whole office "ENVIRONMENT"

Ek machar saala aadmi ko hijada bana deta hai...english : one mosquito keeps the environment dirty

Sulienman, u missed one more thing - even silent farts pollute the enviornment and the ozone layer....:)

Rizks Cause your "5-6 dozens of stinking socks" will make a pollution to the environment :O(

MODS please ban Rizks and Demeter because of their False Facts, the picture is not harmful and i am not flirting any woman :O(

Suli - Lol!

MN 01 ---- where are you???!!!!

sorry for my ignorance, but why is this posted under 'Environment' ?

Ahem...is this 'banning someone' thread or 'helping someone' thread ? :)

TF ..u mean TRUE FRIENDSHIP :(

my TF is way way too expensive. If you can afford it then I'll accept your offer BOXBE

I will be extra kind to demeter...:P...and iam a normal person and not a politician :P

boxbe if u keep female guard den ur end will be like gadafee.....:)))

I mean when i go on business trips i need a female guard...and i would like to appoint demeter...lol..:))

BoxBe you have a wife to guard you, no need anyone else ! :)

Why dont u be my personal female guard...i seriously need one :(

BOXBE13 - hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I'm the Female Guard of QL.

Can suggest you few more tips...:)

1) When he does the same things, just release a silent Fart for 58.99 seconds and dont turn back !

2) Collect some 5-6 dozens of stinking socks and put under his table

3) Bring a big candle and when he does some tricks..light the candle and pour the hot wax on his head....:)

Mods plz plz plz ban Demeter for behaving like a man (i mean flexing her muscles) on every thread. LOL!

Mods plz plz ban Sulieman for flirting with every woman on this thread. LOL!

Khanan - I don't think so.

Mods plz plz ban Sulieman for posting pics which can be harmful for human beings - if practised...:(

It happened to me 6 months ago. A 6 ft guy with big body keep on bullying me. Throwing the paper clips and pens on my table. I keep on ignoring him, up until I was really pissed and I did exactly what he did to me. But what I did is more annoying, I throw it on his face and he is the one who complained to my manager. So funny coz he's a man and way bigger than me. LOL!

best thing is to collect all the resources go to him and ask him to recycle...:))

Move his chair right before he sit :)

Laugh at him like hell when he is on the floor :)

U mean he is a fan of Himmesh reshammiya :(...Seems he is a gay..be careful after HR he is eyeing on you...these are all his tricks to get attracted to you...just politely tell him..iam not interested...iam already booked with some one...he will be sad and stop irritating you and probably MN will handle him after that...:)

afraids from your muscles :)

big boys normally have soft heart :)

Demeter of you were my office mate i will throw teddy bears and flowers on you (*_*) ,,, hehehhe

wink wink

You are tough and you know it ,,, Check it out :)

Rizks How do you see this ,, HUHU (Devil Laugh)

Once everything is in place and tightened, the excess plastic from the zip ties can be trimmed, and the seat can be lowered to its lowest setting. Once someone sits down, the compression will cause the seat to hit the horn sending the entire office into a panic.

I checked your profile. Wow, a canadian being bullied by co-employees.

This is such a kiddie thing, file complain in the HR if he will not stop. And if he still doing it, give him a big slap or punch him on his face. Lol!

Or else I will let you borrow my 6 inches heels and throw it on his face.

OOOOOpppppppssssss!!!!

Exactly Rizks!

Lols Demeter.....

Orelse throw a porcupine on his face....:)

Lols Suleman, dont give him ideas which will make him end up behind the bars....:)

one more idea, get a big watermelon and throw on his face...:)

Here are some strategies that can help you become less annoyed on the job. Try some of these thoughts, the next time someone or something really gets your goat at work.

1: Staying calm means you don’t do something you regret later

Sometimes when you get really mad, you may end up doing something rash. If you can stay calm, you’re more likely to choose constructive actions.

2: Getting mad often means staying mad

If you get annoyed here and now, that bad mood may last for a long time.

3: When you stay calm, you really annoy those who want to annoy others

The rest is here

http://positivesharing.com/2007/05/how-not-to-let-annoying-people-annoy-you/

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Rizks ,, he is not working in the KG am afriad .. :O(

He have to stab him with a knife to make him scared :/

Hmmm...tats a serious problem !

Do one thing, tomorrow just get one mask of some horrible ghost and when he does the same things just wear tat mask and turn around and scare the sh*t out of him...:)

hmmm, is he teasing ?

Borrow a good (expensive) pen from him. chew and return back to him :)

@ cutiepinky ,, wow (*_*)

If i am in your stand i will take off my high heel and throw it to him LOL..

Put Superglue on chair .. :)

put bubble gum on chair

u throw ink on him

Tell him to behave properly and to stay away from you!! If he is doing it again..send him an email saying in spite of repeated warning you are behaving inappropriately in the office which is unacceptable...and cc to HR.. why is someone keeping HR managers pic on his desk?? lol

throw back bread with stone or steel nuts inside.

he's simply trying to pissed you off...maybe you are new and a treat to him/his position.

Throw staples and paper clips at him :O)

yes i have

2Words

1Finger

You know what i mean!!

any idea

lol ...

picture of HR ? ROFL

thats something new.

Throw the same things back to him.