Baby-sitter here!

Hello! This email represents what my babysitting is all about:
There are certain things I need to clear before anything happens:
I am a teenager/ 16 year old-male. I just love kids and I spend most of my time home, writing poetry and creating music, so I thought maybe it's time to welcome a nice community of kids to my house.
I am a Muslim babysitter- so if you are Christian or something else- let me know beforehand. It would do me a favour so I know where your child's religious views go to. If you know what I mean ;)
I don't take kids below 2 years old. As a teenager- I prefer to be professionally adapting with kids above that age because they understand. I can be their big brother- their friend, and whoever they imagine me to be, representing to them a wonderful image of freedom and joy.
I don't allow kids to eat junk food. I am sorry, but if you want me to feed your children something clearly 'not healthy' for them- it just won't happen, so find someone else. I will feed them the healthiest foods on earth, just because I think that kids need to be familiar with appropriate eating adaptations from their younger years.
They will be cherished and taken care of in the huge living room of my house. Normally- there is no one in the house because my parents are always away. So I begin taking children starting as of 4:30 and usually for 4 hours but I can extend in special occasions.
Kids must be driven to my house/ I DO NOT go to people's houses whatsoever- I'm not doing this for the money, so you can find someone else if you want them to hang out at your place.
I am an arab- yes, but I was born in the USA. So I don't speak much Arabic, but English has always been my basic language as I create music in English, write in English and teach some kids in English too.
Now, I will help your children with their homeworks if needed. I love to just volunteer and help out. These kids are wonderful beings and we should grow 'em up to be the best of what we couldn't be.
Besides what's above: I have nothing else to say. But last and not least- I charge by hour and I don't take much because it's all about the kids and not just me.
25QR PER HOUR :D
Dan ~
Stop posting your crap everyday..
Get a life dude!
The whole write up does not "smell" right....
1) All so called rules are trivial - this is usually done to distract the attention from the key issues
2) Doing it in your own house removes certain controls that parents would prefer to have.
3) Not doing it for money as a motivation - also does not sound very good and the fact that you are male (sorry dude but this is the reality) does not help either.
3) You have neither experience nor certification to offer this kind of service - particularly at your house.
The bottom line - find a different job or service that you want to offer - doubtful that a responsoble parent would take advantage of your offer.