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By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
in the SEA there was a Ship, in the SHIP there was a captain.....what is the name of the captain!
Your sense of humour is very high. Some time it goes beyond my head but I like to read.
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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
- We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
- Three. One to change the bulb and two to write the standards and tell him what he did wrong.
- Five. One to change the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Five estate agents are buried up to their necks in sand. What is needed to resolve this situation?
Answer: More sand
...lawyer with an IQ of 50?? he is LOWyer...
good one brit!
lol brit
If you have Hitler, Stalin, and a lawyer standing in front of you and you have a gun loaded with two bullets, who do you shoot first?
The lawyer, twice.