Jokes....
1.
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered ...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
2.
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."(Congrates....u have become father)
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!" (Dont tell my wife, i will give her surprise).
3.
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
4.
A Lady is on top of a hill and she is going to push her Father down from
the hill top.....
So what is the name of this evil lady ???
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Well, her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!! !!!!!
Hahaha! So, be careful while choosing your children' name...
whtz da diffrnt btween ladies panty and stage curtain?
whn u pull dwn da curtain show is over but whn u pull dwn da panty show is gonna be start
It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson's body is 99% plastic, instead of getting cremated they are going to melt him down into Lego and let little kids play with him for a change.
Aisha-Taweela
Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.