Sardar teaching you ABCD.....
Santa singh ji class mein - madam meine abc yaad karli..
madam -ok , to sunao
santa singh - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz.....
madam - arey aise nahi ....aise suna A for apple
santa singh - ok madam.... A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasy hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple
u again naraz...fitte mun tuada...ae koi gal ae ...mein te mazaq kar raha se...but if u r naraz ho tu ho mere payoo da ki janda ae
abhe necklace nahi mein chudi la ke tuje doonga. kam to hay kam to hay. alwida, phir mat milna tatta singh.
tujhe kam wam nai ha kia...24 hrs chatting on QL....kam karo ...saving karo...phir owen bhabbi ko necklace la kar do
saale aafrin aafrin tera chehra hai ke bund.
hj abhe jigri beloved i no treat you F. oye dekh sudhar ja. bandha baan ja. dek ek bar chod diya phir se mejhe f word nahi kehna.
Aafreeeeeeeeeeeen tera chehra\
Aafreeeeeeeeeeeen tera kehna
Tera mun(mouth) bund karna ha
chahe jo ho
ur are F
again ur r F
once again u r F
detail
Friend
Fellow
Fox
hj jyada spicy teek nahi diahrrohea ho jayega.
i think rayyaz got to spicy..yummy yup...ha ha ha
i=i love you yaar
m=mirchi lagee rayyaz ko
mera to pata nahi par agar tune mujhe f se kuch kaha to tere 3 do pach kar donga.
Kal hoo na hoo aaj hai na,,,
Aaj hoo na hoo yeh pal tu hai na,,,
Yeh pal hoo na hoo hum tu hain na,,,
Hum hoo na hoo humari dosti tu hai na,,,
Dil ke galyoon main koi gum na hoo,,,
Humari yeh dosti kabhi kum na hoo,,,
Bas yehe dua hai ka tum kush raho-,,,
kiya pata hum kal hoo na hoo,,,
a=acha raj
b=bura raj
c=cute raj
d=dogi raj
e=elegent raj
f=fcuk raj
g=gandoo raj
balle balle....sardar ki doobara se basti..
a=abhe peth kharab kar diya kila kila ke apple.
h=hj ne mara pad kha ke tere apple
k=kela kilao apple bachao
m=murali ke sir pe maro ye apple
p=phir se mat khilana apple
hj alliakum.
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