Requirements for a job in Qatar
By heero_yuy2 •
1. Must be wearing black leather shoes and long sleeves in the office.
2. Must have a moustache or beard.
3. Those who canNOT drive (preferably with a driver's license)
4. Can scratch their balls occasionally.
5. Can turn a company upside down.
6. CanNOT speak proper English.
7. Must have a sense of ego.
8. Must have a natural body 'odor'.
9. Can talk too much but do nothing.
10. Those who canNOT improvise things.
Those interested can send their CV's on Friday afternoon around 4PM onwards at the Al Fardan/Grand Hamad ave/Mowasalat bus station.
I'll be expecting them...*ahem*, I mean, we'll be expecting you there.
Need any more to add for the requirements? Feel free to suggest it here anytime.
hahaha.... good, funny and somewhat true....
I'm the employer. You expect me to hire myself again? :-P
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Hero, I looked around me and found just one eligible candidate for the vacant position...
The only person who possess all the qualities is YOU… :P:P:P
“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
Sir Winston Churchill
heheh funny post also you forgot to mention just say yes yes to your qatari boss even if he knows nothing :-)
Oh no you shouldn't post such a thing - you'll have the QL watch dogs of your ass in no time.....just a warning..