A good excuse to get out of working

New illness: Anal glaucoma.
Another new illness to watch out for:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is
staying home because she is not feeling well. 'So, what's the
matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says
in a weak voice. 'And what the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I just can't see my ass coming into work today
Anal Glaucoma ?? LOL
Now wat on the EARTH iz TAT ?
Anal Glued and in comma condition ??
She should have joined a language upgradation department
We all have this sickness once in a while..lol
LOL