THE BRO CODE

I only disagree in #19, I like men in pink shirt.

From the New York Times bestseller "The Bro Code"

Here are some of the 150 articles enumerated in the Bro Code:
1. Bros before hos. The bond between two men is stronger that the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.
2. A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
3. A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason… not, not even for that reason.
4. Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
5. A Bro never admits he can’t drive stick. Even after an accident.
6. A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
7. A Bro will drop whatever he’s doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.
8. Bros do not share dessert.
9. All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman.
10. If a chick inquires about another Bro’s sexual history, a Bro shall honor the “Brode of Silence” and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid that to tell the truth.
11. A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
12. A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”
13. A Bro never rents a chick flick.
14. A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they’re not that heavy.
15. When a Bro gets a chick’s number, he waits at least 96 hours before calling her.
16. Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as “a bachelor party.”
17. A Bro never cries. Exceptions: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.
18. A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
19. A Bro never wears pink; not even in Europe.
20. When asked, “Do you need some help?” a Bro shall automatically respond, “I got it,” whether or not he’s actually got it.
21. A Bro never spell-checks.
22. If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to “take it back” or “apologize” to make amends. That’s inhuman.
23. A Bro never asks for directions when lost.
24. A Bro never lies to his Bros about the hotness of chicks at a given social venue or event.
25. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.
And so on…

To the question, “Can only dudes be Bros?” he answers, “You don’t need to be a guy to be somebody’s Bro, provided you uphold the moral values contained within this sacred canon. When a woman sets a guy up with her busty friend, she’s acting as a Bro. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called her again, then she’s officially his Bro.”

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Source: www.philstar.com