Poor Married Men
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
Those are called condoms, son.....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see,I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
"Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up the 12 pack.
With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March
So many sheep
So little time
woot woot!
Apparently, the Kiwis have stumbled upon a new use for sheep?
Wool !
hahahhaha
for New Zealanders is apparently spraying an "X" on the backs of the sheep that kick.
Anyone know if it's true?
Wow.. brit first time hearing of that.. I think no need for luminosity cuz two things can make their way by themselves water and .....
I got some of those new luminous sheaths the other day.
Her indoors was please.. her face lit up!
whew...
lol...
Lol.........