Ever had a bad day?

gkramer
By gkramer

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm…

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…..

By asif_khan• 17 Jul 2010 21:09
asif_khan

circumcision is the best way to have an easy life and that time its easy to clean our willies LOL

By ex.ex.expat• 17 Jul 2010 21:05
ex.ex.expat

around our willies is when we are too young to have a say :)

By edifis• 17 Jul 2010 20:56
edifis

Visper...you circumcise boys?

By gudone• 17 Jul 2010 14:42
Rating: 4/5
gudone

poor farmer.... Some things you just can’t explain.

..... really bad day....

By Visper• 17 Jul 2010 13:05
Visper

:D

how to circumsize it without touching it?

By Dracula• 17 Jul 2010 12:51
Dracula

No probs with the blood, but..dont touch my willy! :(

By Visper• 17 Jul 2010 12:49
Visper

Drac so anxious... Tsk tsk tsk..

By Dracula• 17 Jul 2010 12:43
Dracula

..Valium..I need my Valium..:-P

By Visper• 17 Jul 2010 03:14
Visper

Circumcision?? Why you're fainting Drac? I've seen boys being circumsized without anesthesia.. :D

By Xena• 17 Jul 2010 03:07
Xena

or can anyone join;-P

Seriously getting worried about you Drac.... fainting at the sight of ummm... blood?

By edifis• 17 Jul 2010 01:45
edifis

I want some goat milk now.

By anonymous• 17 Jul 2010 01:35
anonymous

lol

By asif_khan• 16 Jul 2010 00:09
asif_khan

actually we are shaving his Knob LOL

By britexpat• 16 Jul 2010 00:07
britexpat

Caught in the act :O)

http://www.bofunk.com/video/8311/funny_way_to_milk_the_cow.html

By gkramer• 16 Jul 2010 00:06
gkramer

Jeez Dracula was just milking the goat, don't chop his knob off for that.

By asif_khan• 16 Jul 2010 00:05
asif_khan

let me give u an anesthetic before the "PROCESS"

By Dracula• 16 Jul 2010 00:01
Dracula

...fainting againnn...

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:55
asif_khan

drac fainting before cutting or after cutting?????

By shapil• 15 Jul 2010 23:35
shapil

Today is my bad day...my stock of elixir just finished.

By anonymous• 15 Jul 2010 23:33
anonymous

Hehehehe

By Dracula• 15 Jul 2010 23:30
Dracula

..drac fainting...

By ex.ex.expat• 15 Jul 2010 23:30
ex.ex.expat

That's one evil circumcision!

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:29
asif_khan

drac thats not cutting thats circumcision process

By Dracula• 15 Jul 2010 23:27
Dracula

..OUCH..dont cut it! :P

By ex.ex.expat• 15 Jul 2010 23:26
ex.ex.expat

your signature image. roflmao

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:23
asif_khan

i prefer a strong and big winkie

By Dracula• 15 Jul 2010 23:20
Dracula

caucasian or asian one?

By ex.ex.expat• 15 Jul 2010 23:20
Rating: 2/5
ex.ex.expat

You never know if they're laughing because it is open or because they have never seen a 5 year old's winkie on a grown man ;)

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:18
asif_khan

how many nipples the cows have????

By shapil• 15 Jul 2010 23:15
Rating: 2/5
shapil

I think cow had it planned all the way...i mean who would like a dirty farmer to pull their breasts and take away all the milk.

By Dracula• 15 Jul 2010 23:15
Dracula

same story here...:(

milkin' a goat this time...

..now she's my wife! :P

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:10
asif_khan

next i zipped my pants up and sat at the back seat with my eyes closed as nothing happened HEHEHHE

By FlyingAce• 15 Jul 2010 23:09
FlyingAce

what did his wife saw..... ;)

By anonymous• 15 Jul 2010 23:09
anonymous

Asif - What happened next?

By jameskgm• 15 Jul 2010 23:06
jameskgm

Asif, everybody knows what he is accused of,

Poor guy.

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:04
Rating: 2/5
asif_khan

that day was my bad day in my high school when i entered my class with my open zip LOL

By asif_khan• 15 Jul 2010 23:02
asif_khan

WTH????

and he was accused of SODOMY

By shapil• 15 Jul 2010 23:01
shapil

and with all the white milky thing lying around...u can't really blame the wife :P

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