Ever had a bad day?
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm…
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…..
circumcision is the best way to have an easy life and that time its easy to clean our willies LOL
around our willies is when we are too young to have a say :)
Visper...you circumcise boys?
poor farmer.... Some things you just can’t explain.
..... really bad day....
:D
how to circumsize it without touching it?
No probs with the blood, but..dont touch my willy! :(
Drac so anxious... Tsk tsk tsk..
..Valium..I need my Valium..:-P
Circumcision?? Why you're fainting Drac? I've seen boys being circumsized without anesthesia.. :D
or can anyone join;-P
Seriously getting worried about you Drac.... fainting at the sight of ummm... blood?
I want some goat milk now.
lol
actually we are shaving his Knob LOL
Caught in the act :O)
http://www.bofunk.com/video/8311/funny_way_to_milk_the_cow.html
Jeez Dracula was just milking the goat, don't chop his knob off for that.
let me give u an anesthetic before the "PROCESS"
...fainting againnn...
drac fainting before cutting or after cutting?????
Today is my bad day...my stock of elixir just finished.
Hehehehe
..drac fainting...
That's one evil circumcision!
drac thats not cutting thats circumcision process
..OUCH..dont cut it! :P
your signature image. roflmao
i prefer a strong and big winkie
caucasian or asian one?
You never know if they're laughing because it is open or because they have never seen a 5 year old's winkie on a grown man ;)
how many nipples the cows have????
I think cow had it planned all the way...i mean who would like a dirty farmer to pull their breasts and take away all the milk.
same story here...:(
milkin' a goat this time...
..now she's my wife! :P
next i zipped my pants up and sat at the back seat with my eyes closed as nothing happened HEHEHHE
what did his wife saw..... ;)
Asif - What happened next?
Asif, everybody knows what he is accused of,
Poor guy.
that day was my bad day in my high school when i entered my class with my open zip LOL
WTH????
and he was accused of SODOMY
and with all the white milky thing lying around...u can't really blame the wife :P